When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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My parents are annoying.

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

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I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.