Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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Pee in the shower

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.