When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

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pick your nose and eat it

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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fap

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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make south park refferences every day

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

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Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.