When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

thumb_up thumb_down -156

At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

thumb_up thumb_down -55

When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

thumb_up thumb_down +292

I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

thumb_up thumb_down -85

Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

thumb_up thumb_down -141

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

thumb_up thumb_down -26

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

thumb_up thumb_down +34

I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

thumb_up thumb_down -7

I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

thumb_up thumb_down -73

Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

thumb_up thumb_down -110

after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

thumb_up thumb_down -36

wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

thumb_up thumb_down +112

I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

thumb_up thumb_down -82

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.