when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Being fat

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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I really like taking shits.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.