I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Talk to my cat.

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

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I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.