When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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KICK THE CAN

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.