I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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Get that shiver when you're peeing.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.