Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

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When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Make up a song to yourself.

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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jack off

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.