Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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Tried to suck ur own penis

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.