When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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I always think I have special powers

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wonder who wrote these things

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.