get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Sitting down in the shower

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

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Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

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Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.