I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.