Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.