im going to rape that girl

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Give your neighbors names from movies.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.