when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.