Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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incognito mode on google chrome

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.