When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.