Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Peeing in the shower

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.

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Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.