Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.