Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

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whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.