Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.