Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.