use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

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When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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When im alone i have a conversation with myself

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Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

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Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.