act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.