- Things You Think Only You Do

from now on in gonna eat healthier! seeing chocolate hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.