in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

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Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

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If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.