I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.