When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.