chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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incognito mode on google chrome

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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I pee in the shower.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.