- Things You Think Only You Do

Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

make food scream if i chop them up.

Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.