I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Having gay sex

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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pick your nose and eat it

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.