when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

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When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

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must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird

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Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.

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Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

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My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

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I rape small children ;).

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Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

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I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

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Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

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Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

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When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

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No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

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While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

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sometimes, i smell my own farts.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.