Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.