On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.