Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.