Vote for the other guy

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.