Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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I scratch and sniff.

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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Pee in the shower

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.