Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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shag your mom

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.