I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

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I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

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Breathe.

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

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Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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I know how to type a ¿

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.