Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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I don't read the terms of service.

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.