- Things You Think Only You Do

Peeing in the shower

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.

When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.

when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.