Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.