Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.