when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

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When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.