I meow when my cat meows.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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check shower for murder then pee

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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thumb down this post

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.