Breathe.

Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.