I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps

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I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Masturbate while waiting for a game to load.

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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Be a loner at school

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

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I want to suck on your penis

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.