If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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I rape small children ;).

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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I hit the frig after sex

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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I can see a magic eye image

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.