Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.