Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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I know how to type a ¿

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.