When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

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In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

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when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

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I never feel bored

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Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.