read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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Eat something to pass the time while I wait for my food in the microwave to be cooked.

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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I talk to my pet when no one is home.

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When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.