Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.