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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

get caught up in youtube comment arguments

Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

speak proper english

I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

sit in the shower

Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

Things You Think Only You Do

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