sing like a pro in da shower

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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ASMR

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I eat ass

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.