when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.