I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

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Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.