I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

Wonder why there are sites like this.

When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.