Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

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Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

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Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.