I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

hate Justin Bieber

ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.