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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.
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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.
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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.
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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them
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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.
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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...
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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.
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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.
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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.
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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.
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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)
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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.
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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap
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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.
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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.
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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle
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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.
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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..
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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen
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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers
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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.
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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.
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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.
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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.