laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.