- Things You Think Only You Do

when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

I constantly talk to myself.

when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird

My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

I talk to my pet when no one is home.

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Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

I dip my pizza crust in soda

use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

sit in the shower

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.