When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.