Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

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During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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fap

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.