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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit
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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.
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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear
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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.
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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass
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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble
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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music
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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(
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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.
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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening
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You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.
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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.
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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.
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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.
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I eat ass
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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.
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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!
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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?
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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)
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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.
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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet
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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.
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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o
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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.