Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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Get that shiver when you're peeing.

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Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.

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Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

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I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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I constantly talk to myself.

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saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.