Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Go outside and pee.

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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sometimes, i smell my own farts.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.