I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.