When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.