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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.
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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?
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Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time
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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring
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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.
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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.
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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.
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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it
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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.
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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?
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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand
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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.
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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers
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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.
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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.
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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)
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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.
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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.
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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am
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I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.
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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"
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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.
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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)
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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.