think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.