Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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only read the short jokes on this website

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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I eat food when i'm bored..

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.