Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.