Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.