I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

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I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.