I read the down voted posts

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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I can't trill my R's

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.