I can only play a piano with my right hand

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

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i masturbate with my feet

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Be a loner at school

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When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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im going to rape that girl

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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.