I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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My parents are annoying.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.