log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

Give your neighbors names from movies.

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.