I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.