I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Sometimes i think i've been living a dream life, and one day im really gonna wake up in the middle of 9th grade math class and have to explain why i was sleeping on my desk and jerking off so much.

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.