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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go
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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other
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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.
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Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.
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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!
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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look
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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.
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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year
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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.
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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.
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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh
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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'
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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing
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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000
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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.
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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.
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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.
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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website
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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...
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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...
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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"
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Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.
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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.
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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.