Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

Pick giant boogers and eat them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.