think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.