Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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R A P E Children

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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hallo

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

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Mayada stupid

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.