I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them

I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.