I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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hate Justin Bieber

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.