When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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I put big spaces in between comments

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When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

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After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

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I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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I always think I have special powers

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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.