I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Wonder why there are sites like this.

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When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.