Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Get that shiver when you're peeing.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.