Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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Do somthing only you do

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Sitting down in the shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.