After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

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When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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KICK THE CAN

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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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I talk to my pet when no one is home.

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When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.