I masturbate with sandpaper

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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.