When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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I piss in the bed every night

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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I never feel bored

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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jack off

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.