Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Fart at home

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.