Be a loner at school

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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I can see a magic eye image

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I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

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ASMR

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.