Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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I control water in the shower.

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Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

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Pee in the shower.

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Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.