Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.