Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

Do somthing only you do

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

only read the short jokes on this website

Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

I rehearse arguments in my head.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.