When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

Play Minecraft

I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.