- Things You Think Only You Do

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

Play with my own boobs for no reason

Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

I dip my pizza crust in soda

Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

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When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.