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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.
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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge
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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat
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You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.
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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.
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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed
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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost
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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.
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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.
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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house
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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.
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wen on this website go look at the most disliked
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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.
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1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)
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I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...
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whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing
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blink
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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.
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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.
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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.
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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.
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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake
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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.
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Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.