No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

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Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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I think about life problems in the shower

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.