When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

I eat one way in public and another way in private.

When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.