Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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I chew my ice cream.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.