Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

thumb_up thumb_down -15

When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

thumb_up thumb_down -65

when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

thumb_up thumb_down -49

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

thumb_up thumb_down -85

I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

im going to rape that girl

thumb_up thumb_down -105

Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

thumb_up thumb_down -124

Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

thumb_up thumb_down -68

Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

thumb_up thumb_down -63

I mean Diana Ross.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

thumb_up thumb_down -41

I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

thumb_up thumb_down -22

I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.

thumb_up thumb_down +155

For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

thumb_up thumb_down -56

I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

thumb_up thumb_down +54

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

thumb_up thumb_down -48

When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.