Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

Pee in my work garbage can.

When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

whale sperm

When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

pee when you are dreaming haha lol

You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.