when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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I can't trill my R's

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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Eat ice by itself

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.