I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

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Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.