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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.
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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much
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Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt
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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.
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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.
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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.
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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound
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Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...
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I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.
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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!
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When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.
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sing in the shower
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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.
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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation
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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.
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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.
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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring
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fap
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I know how to type a ¿
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When using the bathroom count the tiles on the floor or shower wall or read a shampoo bottle.
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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...
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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.
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I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.
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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.