- Things You Think Only You Do

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

when you bleed you suck your own blood

When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.