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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.
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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.
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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<
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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in
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Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.
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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.
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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen
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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!
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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole
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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you
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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big
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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.
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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.
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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle
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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin
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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can
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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.
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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.
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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.
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I lift my butt when I'm farting
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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.
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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.
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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.