Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Fart at home

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Pick giant boogers and eat them.

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Pee in the shower.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.