Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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I sleep in the nude.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.