Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

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I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

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When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.