When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

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Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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make south park refferences every day

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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I have a phobia of incest

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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.