Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

I sleep in the nude.

When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.