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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.
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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"
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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.
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Abuse your pet when nobody's looking
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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.
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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line
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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.
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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.
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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.
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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.
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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem
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I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!
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Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.
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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep
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sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.
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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring
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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass
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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.
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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.
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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.
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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.
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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"
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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.
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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.