turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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Go outside and pee.

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.