KICK THE CAN

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Breathe.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.