Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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wipe your hands on your pants

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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I dip my pizza crust in soda

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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.