While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.