Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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Go outside and pee.

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.