I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.