Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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i use dental dams

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.