My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

I can see a magic eye image

Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

I eat food when i'm bored..

Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

I dip my pizza crust in soda

When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.