I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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Give your neighbors names from movies.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.