I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Breathe.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.