from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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being super bored at school

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.