When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.