disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

Look at my poop before flushing

I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.