When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

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Having gay sex

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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make food scream if i chop them up.

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.