Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.