I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.