I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

I mean Diana Ross.

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.