Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

I want to suck on your penis

make south park refferences every day

I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.