Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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suck my own penis

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Boinked my neighbor

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps

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Poop naked.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.