always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.