Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

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I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

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Pee in my work garbage can.

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When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

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whale sperm

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

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Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.