try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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make food scream if i chop them up.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.