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I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

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While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.

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I scratch and sniff.

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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i smoke weed all day.

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Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

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When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.