Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

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Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.