Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Always coming up with a really great comeback in my head 5 seconds too late. And then playing out what would have happened if I had said it.

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.