Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

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Pick giant boogers and eat them.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.