If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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KICK THE CAN

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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I scratch and sniff.

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.