When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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whale sperm

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

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Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.

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When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

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I always think I have special powers

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.