I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.