wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

sing in the shower

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.