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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep
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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins
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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.
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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo
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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"
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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall
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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.
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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?
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I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.
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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf
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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.
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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o
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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.
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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.
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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.
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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.
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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.
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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.
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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.
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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?
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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.
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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.