doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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fap

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.