If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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Eat something to pass the time while I wait for my food in the microwave to be cooked.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

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I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.