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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.
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While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.
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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.
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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.
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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.
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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.
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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.
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When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.
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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird
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My parents are annoying.
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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.
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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again
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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.
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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.
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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...
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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.
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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.
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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.
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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out
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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them
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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.
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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.
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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.
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Reading the terms of service :O....
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.