sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

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Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.