I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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listen to madonnas new album

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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Abuse your pet when nobody's looking

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Ur mum

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.