worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.