Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Picking my nose.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.