Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

chewing icecream before you swallow it

I ejaculate fire and glory

I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.