I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

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I rape small children ;).

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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I chew my ice cream.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.