A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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I was the real Stig...

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

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sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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sometimes, i smell my own farts.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.