Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.