Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

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Pick giant boogers and eat them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.