Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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The older I get the more honest I get

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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I always think I have special powers

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Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.