I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

Giving my dog a massage.

when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

Like a toy until it breaks.

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

hate Justin Bieber

Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.