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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep
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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".
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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it
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When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.
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Eat something to pass the time while I wait for my food in the microwave to be cooked.
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think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth
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Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.
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I Masturbate Daily.
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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.
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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.
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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.
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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.
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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.
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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.
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Get that shiver when you're peeing.
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When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video
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Pee in my work garbage can.
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pick your nose and eat it
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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?
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Set Fire to the Rain
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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet
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During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.
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get bored so I fist myself for money
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While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.