Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

i use dental dams

Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

Being from another country and always thinking in english.

Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.