Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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I rape small children ;).

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I talk to my pet when no one is home.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

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Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.