Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

I don't read the terms of service.

getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.