Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

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Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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Talk to my cat.

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make food scream if i chop them up.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.