I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Get that shiver when you're peeing.

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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Brake for tail-gaters

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.