Give your neighbors names from movies.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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incognito mode on google chrome

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.