I can see a magic eye image

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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.