Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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I want to suck on your penis

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make south park refferences every day

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.