Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.

Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

test how many stares you can scale in one step

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.