Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.