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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off
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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet
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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.
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read on youtube comments with too unlikes
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Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.
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Watch the same movies over and over
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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation
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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.
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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others
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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole
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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.
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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.
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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast
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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides
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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing
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Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.
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when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.
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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain
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When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet
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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.
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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo
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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.
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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!
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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.