Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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I can see a magic eye image

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.