look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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I always think I have special powers

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

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Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.

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Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

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Poop naked.

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.