Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

Sitting next to a banana called James

Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

i smoke weed all day.

When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.