I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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I imagine myself dying in the worst possible way more than once a day. I don't know...today, I was driving on a bridge and all I could picture was it collapsing and falling onto me, When I'm lying in bed, I imagine my ceiling fan toppling me.

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I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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being super bored at school

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.