I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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When im alone i have a conversation with myself

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

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Pee in the shower.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.