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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.
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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.
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Think about things I should be doing with my life.
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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.
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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind
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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed
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Dancing while hoovering
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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.
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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.
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If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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RAPE CHILDREN
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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.
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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.
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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.
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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000
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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them
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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.
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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.
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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins
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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.
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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm
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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.
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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.