Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

Try stick to something but fail in the end

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.