Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Sitting down in the shower

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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humiliating little girls

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Tear up when I poop

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.