Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Do somthing only you do

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

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only read the short jokes on this website

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.