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Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.
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I eat food when i'm bored..
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Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.
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I have walked into a sliding glass door
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Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about
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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!
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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.
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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off
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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me
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get bored so I fist myself for money
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I like to watch lava lamps heat up
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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.
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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.
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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon
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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.
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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.
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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us
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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse
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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?
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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?
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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.
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Still record on VHS tapes.
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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.
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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.