always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

chewing icecream before you swallow it

Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

masturbate quietly in my room.

When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

i always think people can hear my thoughts.

I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.