When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

I pee in the shower.

Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

I gotta get down of Friday

Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.