If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Tried to suck ur own penis

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.