feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

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When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

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Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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I never feel bored

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.