I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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whale sperm

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.