Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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being super bored at school

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

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Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

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I imagine myself dying in the worst possible way more than once a day. I don't know...today, I was driving on a bridge and all I could picture was it collapsing and falling onto me, When I'm lying in bed, I imagine my ceiling fan toppling me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.