Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Your mom

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

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I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.