- Things You Think Only You Do

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

Do somthing only you do

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.