- Things You Think Only You Do

Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

sit in the shower

clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.