Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.