pee when you are dreaming haha lol

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.

Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.