do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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I think about other women when having sex

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When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.