If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.