You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

I aphabeticalize my shoes

If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

I talk to myself when I'm alone

I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

Breathe.

When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.