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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.
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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins
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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks
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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...
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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.
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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.
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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done
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whale sperm
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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...
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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.
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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.
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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.
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squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once
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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.
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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back
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When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.
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I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.
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If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.
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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.
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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.
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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.
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When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.