I imagine myself dying in the worst possible way more than once a day. I don't know...today, I was driving on a bridge and all I could picture was it collapsing and falling onto me, When I'm lying in bed, I imagine my ceiling fan toppling me.

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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being super bored at school

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.