Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

wipe your hands on your pants

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

Wonder why there are sites like this.

If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.