When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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Play Minecraft

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.