Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

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I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.