Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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Sitting down in the shower

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Dancing while hoovering

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.