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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

Talk to my cat.

Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.