DIY LOL
Anti Joke
I AM DISAPPOINT
Objectiface
yo ima let you finish
home
Popular
Newest
You Decide
« First
‹ Prev
…
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
…
Next ›
Last »
When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-22
Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-16
Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-70
I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-15
Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there
thumb_up
thumb_down
-47
Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted
thumb_up
thumb_down
-76
When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja
thumb_up
thumb_down
-80
play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber
thumb_up
thumb_down
-12
Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-12
Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-30
When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...
thumb_up
thumb_down
-19
Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+249
Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+287
When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-33
My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-32
When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-33
Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine
thumb_up
thumb_down
-44
Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-1
I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot
thumb_up
thumb_down
-45
flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-36
When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades
thumb_up
thumb_down
-46
watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"
thumb_up
thumb_down
-62
When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-68
Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"
thumb_up
thumb_down
-18
« First
‹ Prev
…
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
…
Next ›
Last »
Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.