When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.