Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.