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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant
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Go on this site to feel normal.
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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down
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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.
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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.
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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.
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Think about things I should be doing with my life.
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When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.
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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that
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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"
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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.
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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind
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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.
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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.
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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.
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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.
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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.
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Fart at home
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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.
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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.
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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.
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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?
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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O
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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.