Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

I hate being called "buddy".

singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

I put salt on buttered toast...

After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

Pick giant boogers and eat them.

I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.