Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.