Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

im going to kill that person and get away with it

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

Poo really loud

Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

Play as both sides on fifa

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Stab myself on a daily basis

Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.