I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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I always cry when I pray.

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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

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get really confused

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.