I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.