Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.