getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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k. everyone

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.