pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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Say what even when u heard someone

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I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

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Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.