don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.