I can see a magic eye image

Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.