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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.