wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

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when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.