say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.

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Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

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I talk to my pet when no one is home.

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Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

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squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.