use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Pee in my work garbage can.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...

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chew on the side of my teeth

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.