Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.