place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.