I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

Pretend animals talk to you!

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.