that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

sometimes, i smell my own farts.

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

Set Fire to the Rain

Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.