Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.