I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Giving my dog a massage.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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hate Justin Bieber

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.