When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.

Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.