Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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i smoke weed all day.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Your mom

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.

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I have seen a UFO

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.