Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

Whenever i wear long sleeves i always hold onto the sleeves with my ring and pinkie fingers.

Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

I Masturbate Daily.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.