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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.
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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...
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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast
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When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere
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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared
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When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.
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run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can
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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.
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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?
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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.
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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face
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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2
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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.
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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.
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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.
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I laugh easier when im with someone
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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.
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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B
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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.
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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.
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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them
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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.
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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves
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When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.