Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

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whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.