Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

Being from another country and always thinking in english.

When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

Look an ugly person up and down and try to think of ways that they can improve how they look. ( clothing, hair, and makeup)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.