you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Talk to my cat.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.