That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.