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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"
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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.
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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.
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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed
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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club
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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag
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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.
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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.
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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.
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after a shower, try to shake the water off.
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Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.
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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention
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Sometimes i think i've been living a dream life, and one day im really gonna wake up in the middle of 9th grade math class and have to explain why i was sleeping on my desk and jerking off so much.
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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil
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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares
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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.
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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass
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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"
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i always think people can hear my thoughts.
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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.
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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos
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Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom
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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.
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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.