I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.