say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.

Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

I talk to my pet when no one is home.

Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.