Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Eat something to pass the time while I wait for my food in the microwave to be cooked.

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

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Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.