When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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i masturbate with my feet

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Being fat

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

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whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.