I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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I hit the frig after sex

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.