Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

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My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.