Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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i smoke weed all day.

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

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Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.