Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.