when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

Think of numbers as male or female.

Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.