Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

Talk to my cat.

make food scream if i chop them up.

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.