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The older I get the more honest I get
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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.
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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting
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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.
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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.
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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny
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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking
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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee
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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.
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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.
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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.
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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about
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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in
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acting as if you can shoot with a banana
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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!
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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done
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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...
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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl
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im going to rape that girl
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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.
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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.
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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.
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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.
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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.