Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.

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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

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Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.