When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

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I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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suck my own penis

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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.