Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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being super bored at shool

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.