Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

thumb_up thumb_down +50

I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

thumb_up thumb_down +1,874

Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

thumb_up thumb_down -66

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

thumb_up thumb_down -49

I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.

thumb_up thumb_down -108

Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

thumb_up thumb_down -9

When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

thumb_up thumb_down -38

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

thumb_up thumb_down -62

Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

thumb_up thumb_down -98

I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

thumb_up thumb_down -42

I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

thumb_up thumb_down -60

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

thumb_up thumb_down -54

Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

thumb_up thumb_down -69

When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.