Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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Poo really loud

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.