Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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humiliating little girls

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.