Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

Hate Skydoesminecraft.

when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.