wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

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Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

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sing in the shower

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.