feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

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Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

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While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.