When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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make food scream if i chop them up.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.