Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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i smoke weed all day.

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.