I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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pick your nose and eat it

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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hallo

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.