Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Go outside and pee.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Get that shiver when you're peeing.

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.