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i smoke weed all day.
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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.
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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.
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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things
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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off
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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.
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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.
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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head
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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money
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When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.
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Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.
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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.
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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me
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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.
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Save more than once on your favourite game.
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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.
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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?
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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!
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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.
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I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..
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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.
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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.
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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.
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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.