when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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Pee in the shower

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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look at bins as i walk past them

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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Tried to suck ur own penis

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Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.