Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.