Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

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Pick giant boogers and eat them.

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.