rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.