I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

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When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

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When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

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I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

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draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

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If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about

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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.