Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.

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I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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I hit the frig after sex

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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My parents are annoying.

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I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.