my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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I always think I have special powers

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.