Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

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When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.