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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.

Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.