that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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sometimes, i smell my own farts.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.