When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

incognito mode on google chrome

I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

get caught up in youtube comment arguments

The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.