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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.
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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).
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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.
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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.
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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.
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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.
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Justin Beiber is a woman
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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces
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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles
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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up
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I control water in the shower.
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I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.
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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next
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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.
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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt
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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.
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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.
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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.
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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend
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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.
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Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.
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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.
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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan
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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.