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I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.

I scratch and sniff.

I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

I'm really picky about how I earn money

Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

i smoke weed all day.

Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.