doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.