sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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when you bleed you suck your own blood

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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Ur mum

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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I pee in the shower.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.