Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

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Give your neighbors names from movies.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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I gotta get down of Friday

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.