I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.