When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.