You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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Wonder why there are sites like this.

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.