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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.