When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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penis

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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My parents are annoying.

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Eat ice by itself

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.