okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.