doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Pee in the shower

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.