You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

Wonder why there are sites like this.

When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.