Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

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Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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smoke marijuana

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When using the bathroom count the tiles on the floor or shower wall or read a shampoo bottle.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.