When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.