I read the down voted posts

Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

I wonder if elections are rigged?

Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

I can't trill my R's

Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.