When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Eat pizza backwards because the crust isn't as good as the cheese part and I want to get that over with.

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.