Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

i see almost everything as a sign

when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

Try stick to something but fail in the end

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.