Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

this is a terrible website and i hate you

I chew my ice cream.

I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.