Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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I imagine myself dying in the worst possible way more than once a day. I don't know...today, I was driving on a bridge and all I could picture was it collapsing and falling onto me, When I'm lying in bed, I imagine my ceiling fan toppling me.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.