After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.