You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Breathe.

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When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.