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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.
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Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.
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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything
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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.
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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.
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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.
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Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud
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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton
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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section
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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree
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I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.
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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.
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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?
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I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.
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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.
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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."
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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.
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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger
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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!
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I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.
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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go
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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.
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Picking your dogs booger for him/her
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.