When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.