log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

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I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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Give your neighbors names from movies.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

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Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.