I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

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After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

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While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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I never feel bored

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.