Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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sit in the shower

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

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Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.