When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

wipe your hands on your pants

When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.