Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Boinked my neighbor

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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blink

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.