I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.