When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

Eat pizza backwards because the crust isn't as good as the cheese part and I want to get that over with.

when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

I have an irrational fear of sloths

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.