Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

Pick giant boogers and eat them.

When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.