Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

suck my own penis

try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

Boinked my neighbor

watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps

Poop naked.

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.