Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.

Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.