sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

Try to pet your cat with your foot.

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.