In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.