Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.