when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

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I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

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Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

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whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing

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1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.