play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.