when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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I have a phobia of incest

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Courtesy flush.

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.