Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.