Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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I piss in the bed every night

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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

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I think about life problems in the shower

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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.