In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

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Pee in my work garbage can.

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No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

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When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

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While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

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Get that shiver when you're peeing.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

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sometimes, i smell my own farts.

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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

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I rape small children ;).

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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

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When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.