pull out a flies wings and let it go

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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speak proper english

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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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I like to poo while smoking.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.