Think about breathing...

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Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

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hate Justin Bieber

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.