Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

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When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

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Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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sit in the shower

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

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Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.