I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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I dip my pizza crust in soda

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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I constantly talk to myself.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

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Made after doomsday plans

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.