get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

Poop naked.

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

whale sperm

Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.