When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

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before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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sometimes, i smell my own farts.

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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I read the down voted posts

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whale sperm

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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I sleep in the nude.

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.