You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.