When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

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I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.