stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.