Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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When im alone i have a conversation with myself

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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I can't trill my R's

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.