When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird

Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

Sometimes I toot.

If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.