I scratch and sniff.

when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

wipe your hands on your pants

A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.