Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

When im alone i have a conversation with myself

When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

I can't trill my R's

Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.