While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.