Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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I always think I have special powers

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Eat ice by itself

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

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sing in the shower

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

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i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.