When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.