chewing icecream before you swallow it

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.