Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.