When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.