Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

I think about life problems in the shower

I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

I think Frozen is an overrated film

See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

Brake for tail-gaters

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.