When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.