when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

thumb_up thumb_down -88

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

thumb_up thumb_down -65

Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

thumb_up thumb_down -85

Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

thumb_up thumb_down +830

Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

thumb_up thumb_down -32

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

thumb_up thumb_down +1,415

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

thumb_up thumb_down -62

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

Play as both sides on fifa

thumb_up thumb_down -35

I chew my ice cream.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Try stick to something but fail in the end

thumb_up thumb_down -7

when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.