When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

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When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.