If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.