Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.