I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.