Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Giving my dog a massage.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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I eat food when i'm bored..

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.