I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.