draw the sun at the corner of the page

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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I chew my ice cream.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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I hate being called "buddy".

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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Your mom

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.