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i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song
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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.
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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk
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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.
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Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...
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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.
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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?
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Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.
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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.
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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.
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Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.
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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.
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whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.
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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.
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Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"
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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?
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I imagine myself dying in the worst possible way more than once a day. I don't know...today, I was driving on a bridge and all I could picture was it collapsing and falling onto me, When I'm lying in bed, I imagine my ceiling fan toppling me.
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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.
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Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"
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My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.
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Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.
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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.
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Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.
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close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.