When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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wipe your hands on your pants

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Pee in the shower

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I click my teeth to music

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

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When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.