Having gay sex

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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I put big spaces in between comments

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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only read the short jokes on this website

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.