moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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whale sperm

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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I gotta get down of Friday

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.