I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

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If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

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I constantly talk to myself.

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During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.