sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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I think about life problems in the shower

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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.