When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

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Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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I can see a magic eye image

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

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Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

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I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.