Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

I wonder why people were happy after the last election

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.