I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

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*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.