I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

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sing in the shower

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During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.