Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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I control water in the shower.

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I cant ride a bike

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.