- Things You Think Only You Do

Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.