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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.
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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.
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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.
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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat
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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.
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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.
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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.
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Think of numbers as male or female.
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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.
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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.
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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.
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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...
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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.
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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles
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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D
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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see
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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.
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you know how everyone talks about making life decisions in the shower and thinking about life?.....yeah thats me on the toilet
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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.
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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.
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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.
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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.
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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.
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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.