read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

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when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

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I imagine myself dying in the worst possible way more than once a day. I don't know...today, I was driving on a bridge and all I could picture was it collapsing and falling onto me, When I'm lying in bed, I imagine my ceiling fan toppling me.

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Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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I click my teeth to music

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You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.