Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.