Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

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I eat ass

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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I want to suck on your penis

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.