I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

I ejaculate fire and glory

When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

being super bored at school

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

Get turned on lookin at my own butt

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.