Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.