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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.
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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.
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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)
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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.
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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.
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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."
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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.
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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd
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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.
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When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.
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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.
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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"
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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble
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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..
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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.
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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.
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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?
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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15
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While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.
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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in
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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"
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Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams
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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell
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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.