Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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sing like a pro in da shower

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.