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When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.
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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.
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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.
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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized
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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead
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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.
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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them
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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.
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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway
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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.
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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet
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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked
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Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you
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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).
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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.
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Pick giant boogers and eat them.
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Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.
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the power to regenerate your appendix
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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!
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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.
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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles
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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up
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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.
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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.