Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

open the fridge A eat food B think

Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

only read the short jokes on this website

Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

I hate being called "buddy".

When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

suck my own penis

After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.