I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.