If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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I always think I have special powers

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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Boinked my neighbor

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.