Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.