Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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im going to rape that girl

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.