Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

Pee in my work garbage can.

When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.