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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.
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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.
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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.
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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.
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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.
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Wondering who would cry at your funeral
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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.
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I hit the frig after sex
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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.
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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie
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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.
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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".
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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.
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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.
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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.
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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.
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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.
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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.
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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.
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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.
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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.
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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.
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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.
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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.