fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.

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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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sometimes, i smell my own farts.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.