when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

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When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

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I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

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You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.