Made after doomsday plans

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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k. everyone

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.