I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

only read the short jokes on this website

Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

Run faster down hotel corridors.

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

KICK THE CAN

When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

Things You Think Only You Do

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