getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

Tried to suck ur own penis

Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

Thinking your life is a movie...

In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

Like a toy until it breaks.

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.

When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.