Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.