Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Pee in the shower.

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.

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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.