I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.