When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.