Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.