When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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I sleep in the nude.

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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I talk to my pet when no one is home.

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.