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Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.
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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.
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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.
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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good
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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.
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bounce when your tip toeing.
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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.
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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.
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When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.
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I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.
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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.
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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair
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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme
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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror
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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)
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must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird
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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.
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I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!
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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly
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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.
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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.
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You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.
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I can see a magic eye image
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Wondering who would cry at your funeral
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.