I think Frozen is an overrated film

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.