When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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I sleep in the nude.

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.