I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.