eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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I read the down voted posts

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Say what even when u heard someone

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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fart

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.