Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

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ASMR

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

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When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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Vote for the other guy

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My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

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I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

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I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.