Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

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squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

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instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.