That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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Vote for the other guy

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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suck my own penis

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.