When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Pee in the shower

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.