get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.

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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.