When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Look an ugly person up and down and try to think of ways that they can improve how they look. ( clothing, hair, and makeup)

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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ASMR

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

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Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.