disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

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I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.