Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.