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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.
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whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing
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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.
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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.
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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.
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Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.
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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.
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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.
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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse.
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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.
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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.
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Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.
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I constantly talk to myself.
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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.
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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.
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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall
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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.
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Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.
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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.
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When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.
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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.
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Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry
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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".
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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.