Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

I pee in the shower. :3

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.