When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.