Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.