Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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When im alone i have a conversation with myself

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.