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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.
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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.
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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.
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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)
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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.
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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.
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Get turned on lookin at my own butt
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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.
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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...
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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.
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Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"
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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel
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pull out a flies wings and let it go
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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.
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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"
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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep
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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.
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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.
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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.
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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.
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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.
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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.