I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.