when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

pee when you are dreaming haha lol

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.