I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Ur mum

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.