Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.