I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

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I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.