When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

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Pee in my work garbage can.

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Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

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Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Get that shiver when you're peeing.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.