When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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Go outside and pee.

I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

Hate Skydoesminecraft.

Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

I piss in the bed every night

I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.