ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

Justin Beiber is a woman

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

whale sperm

penis

I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.