While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

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misread flashlight

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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Tear up when I poop

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

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Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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Smoking in the shower.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.