I think about life problems in the shower

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.