Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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Eat something to pass the time while I wait for my food in the microwave to be cooked.

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Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing

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When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

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I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.

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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

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Get that shiver when you're peeing.

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If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.