Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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I scratch and sniff.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.