When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

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I think about life problems in the shower

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When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.