Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

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I always cry when I pray.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

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seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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Fart at home

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.