Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

k. everyone

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.