I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

I refuse to forward chain letters

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.