When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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get really confused

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.