Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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incognito mode on google chrome

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.