See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

I aphabeticalize my shoes

I want to suck on your penis

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

Talk to my cat.

imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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I don't read the terms of service.

Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.