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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.
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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation
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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.
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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.
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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring
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fap
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I know how to type a ¿
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When using the bathroom count the tiles on the floor or shower wall or read a shampoo bottle.
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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...
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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.
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Be a loner at school
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I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.
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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.
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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!
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Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on
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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.
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My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"
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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.
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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?
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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to
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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.
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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc
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Peeing in the shower
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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.