get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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ASMR

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.