clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Smoking in the shower.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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I talk to my pet when no one is home.

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

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play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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I chew my ice cream.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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I never feel bored

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.