I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.