Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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I scratch and sniff.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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I put big spaces in between comments

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.