When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

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I read the down voted posts

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

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Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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I hit the frig after sex

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I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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sing in the shower

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when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.