When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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sing in the shower

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.