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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first
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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?
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Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie)
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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.
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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.
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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"
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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.
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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.
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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.
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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face
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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad
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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.
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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.
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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.
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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.
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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.
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Do somthing only you do
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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound
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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.
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I wonder if sport games are rigged?
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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers
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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.
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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number
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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.