When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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I read the down voted posts

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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k. everyone

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.