Sitting next to a banana called James

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.