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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.
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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.
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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.
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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.
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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.
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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.
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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.
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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.
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I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.
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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.
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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.
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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.
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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.
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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup
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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.
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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.
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Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...
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Eating chicken at KFC.
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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."
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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.
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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.
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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs
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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet
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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.