It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.