While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.