Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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I think about life problems in the shower

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Sometimes I toot.

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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suck my own penis

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.