Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.