The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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suck my own penis

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.