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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head
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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself
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not eating the ends of a hotdog.
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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake
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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects
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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps
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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?
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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.
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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.
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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...
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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.
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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.
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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.
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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror
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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!
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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.
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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back
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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.
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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.
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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.
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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.