Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.