When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

i see almost everything as a sign

i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.