Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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I can see a magic eye image

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.