thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.