When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

I sleep in the nude.

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

open the fridge A eat food B think

When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.