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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.
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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.
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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.
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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.
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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these
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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)
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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.
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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.
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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.
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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost
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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...
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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.
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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.
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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues
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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"
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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.
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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT
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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.
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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.
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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.
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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.
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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell
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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?
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I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.
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