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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...
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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.
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Turn the Microwave off at 1 second
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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?
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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.
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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.
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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag
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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi
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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".
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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man
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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.
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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.
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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.
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Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.
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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.
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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.
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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.
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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.
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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.
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Use my phone to see what time it is
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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.
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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset
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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?
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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.