Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

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Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

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i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

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Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.

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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

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Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

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Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

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When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

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Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

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Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.