Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Pee in the shower.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.