Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Pee in my work garbage can.

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When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.