I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.