- Things You Think Only You Do

when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

Take off the ends of the banana (

Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

sometimes, i smell my own farts.

Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.