Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.