See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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I want to suck on your penis

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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Talk to my cat.

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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I don't read the terms of service.

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.