think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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make food scream if i chop them up.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.