draw the sun at the corner of the page

Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

I chew my ice cream.

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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

pull out a flies wings and let it go

I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

I hate being called "buddy".

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

Your mom

When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.