When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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Be a loner at school

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.