Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.