During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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I click my teeth to music

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.