Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

Eating chicken at KFC.

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.