Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.