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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.
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When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.
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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.
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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.
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I eat ass
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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.
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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol
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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything
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I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun
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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...
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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.
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when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it
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Only use the left earphone.
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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!
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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful
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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running
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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle
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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.
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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'
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incognito mode on google chrome
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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.
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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.
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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.