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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age
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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom
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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad
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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others
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Look at my poop before flushing
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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.
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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.
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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps
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Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...
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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.
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Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier
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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.
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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep
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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.
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I imagine myself dying in the worst possible way more than once a day. I don't know...today, I was driving on a bridge and all I could picture was it collapsing and falling onto me, When I'm lying in bed, I imagine my ceiling fan toppling me.
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I brush my teeth while im in the shower
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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair
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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white
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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!
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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad
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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.
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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.
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Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice
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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.