Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.