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Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.
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Pee in the shower
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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"
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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day
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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.
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hate Justin Bieber
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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.
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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look
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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.
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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring
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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.
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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.
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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.
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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump
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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)
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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around
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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!
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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.
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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.
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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.
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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was
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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..
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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet
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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.