When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

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Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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smoke marijuana

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.