Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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conundrum.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.