When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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My parents are annoying.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.