smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.