I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

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I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.

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I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.