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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.
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How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?
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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.
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I gotta get down of Friday
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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.
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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal
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Hate Skydoesminecraft.
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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.
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Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time
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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.
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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.
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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good
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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...
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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.
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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.
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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.
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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.
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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah
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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.
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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.
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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up
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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.
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Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.
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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.