get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

Dancing while hoovering

Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

incognito mode on google chrome

I wonder if elections are rigged?

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.