Boinked my neighbor

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

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I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.