I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

log off the internet then think of something and go back on

Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.