*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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Always coming up with a really great comeback in my head 5 seconds too late. And then playing out what would have happened if I had said it.

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When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

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Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

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At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.