I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.