When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Pee in the shower

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.