When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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i smoke weed all day.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.