I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.