whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse.

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.