I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

Being from another country and always thinking in english.

seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them

Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

Sometimes I toot.

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

draw the sun at the corner of the page

Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

Gotta sleep with a fan.

When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

I hit the frig after sex

Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

Poop naked.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.