When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.