A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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fap

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.

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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.