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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.
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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.
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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet
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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.
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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.
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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.
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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.
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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.
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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.
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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.
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Only use the left earphone.
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You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.
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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.
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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich
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I have autofocus in my eyes.
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i always think people can hear my thoughts.
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During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.
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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.
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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.
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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious
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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking
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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.
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I know how to type a ¿
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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.