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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

pick your nose and eat it

When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

Things You Think Only You Do

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