I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

I really enjoy self-pity.

run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

I Masturbate Daily.

Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.