dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

I pee in the shower.

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.