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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.
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When im alone i have a conversation with myself
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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.
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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"
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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal
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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me
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sing in the shower
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?
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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow
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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.
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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.
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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.
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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"
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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup
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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.
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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.
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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.
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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.
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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.
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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.
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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture
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Go on this site to feel normal.
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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.