I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.