I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Dancing while hoovering

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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speak proper english

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.