Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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I read the down voted posts

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.