Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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I can't trill my R's

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

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I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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I **** with no hands.

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When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.