When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

Go outside and pee.

When im alone i have a conversation with myself

Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

I can see a magic eye image

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

Dancing while hoovering

I'm really picky about how I earn money

Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.