I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

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Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

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I know how to type a ¿

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I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.