when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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misread flashlight

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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I know how to type a ¿

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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.