You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

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Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

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Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.