when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.