When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

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Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

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I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.