I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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hate Justin Bieber

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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I cant ride a bike

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.