If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Being fat

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.