When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

Tear up when I poop

When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...

I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.