I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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Sometimes I toot.

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No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

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Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

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suck my own penis

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.