Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

I sleep in my underpants every single night

Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.