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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat
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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.
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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.
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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.
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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.
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When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.
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I put big spaces in between comments
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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.
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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.
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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee
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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.
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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.
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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought
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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.
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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.
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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4
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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.
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Vote for the other guy
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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river
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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!
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sing in the shower
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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder
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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.
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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.