Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

thumb_up thumb_down -118

When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

thumb_up thumb_down -72

Thinking your life is a movie...

thumb_up thumb_down -68

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

thumb_up thumb_down -39

When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

thumb_up thumb_down +270

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

thumb_up thumb_down +999

When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

thumb_up thumb_down +833

Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

thumb_up thumb_down +535

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

thumb_up thumb_down -19

sit in the shower

thumb_up thumb_down +674

When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

thumb_up thumb_down -70

go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

thumb_up thumb_down +47

close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

thumb_up thumb_down -143

trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Hate Skydoesminecraft.

thumb_up thumb_down -51

When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

thumb_up thumb_down -35

When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

thumb_up thumb_down -65

I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.