Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

Pee in the shower

When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.