almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

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You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

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Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.