Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

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I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

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When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.