Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.