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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.
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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.
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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.
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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again
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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.
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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...
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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont
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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.
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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking
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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up
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Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?
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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.
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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy
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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.
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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.
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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.
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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.
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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.
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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end
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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...
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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public
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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.
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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.
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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.