When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.