lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.