I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.