repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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shag your mom

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.