I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

Save more than once on your favourite game.

Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

this is a terrible website and i hate you

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.