Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

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When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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Ur mum

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.