when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

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Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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Think about breathing...

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.