Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

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When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.