When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

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RAPE CHILDREN

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Only use the left earphone.

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.