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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.
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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers
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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."
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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11
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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die
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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time
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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)
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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.
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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.
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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.
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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind
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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.
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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."
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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S
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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o
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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'
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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.
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pee when you are dreaming haha lol
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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.
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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.
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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.
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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.
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you know how everyone talks about making life decisions in the shower and thinking about life?.....yeah thats me on the toilet
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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.