I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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Sometimes I toot.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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I hit the frig after sex

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Poop naked.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.