When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Go outside and pee.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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I piss in the bed every night

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.