When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird

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Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

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wonder who wrote these things

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Poop naked.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.