I put salt on buttered toast...

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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Brake for tail-gaters

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.