When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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sing in the shower

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.