- Things You Think Only You Do

i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

Kill Jb without getting aressted.

When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.