When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.