This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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Look at my poop before flushing

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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Giving my dog a massage.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.