I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.