I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.