When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

Eat something to pass the time while I wait for my food in the microwave to be cooked.

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

Pee in the shower.

When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.