dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

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I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

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I pee in the shower.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.