I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

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I always think I have special powers

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.

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Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.