You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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I **** with no hands.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.