When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

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squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.