feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

Give your neighbors names from movies.

I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.