Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

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When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

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think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

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The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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I think about life problems in the shower

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

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wipe your hands on your pants

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when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.