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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.
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For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.
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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious
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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.
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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it
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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.
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sit in the shower
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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.
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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...
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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..
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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.
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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3
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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.
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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.
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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.
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When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.
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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph
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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.
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Smoking in the shower.
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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.
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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.
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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!
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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers
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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.