Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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i see almost everything as a sign

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being super bored at shool

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.