When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.