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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away
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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.
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sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.
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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet
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When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.
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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.
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I rape small children ;).
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I can see a magic eye image
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Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.
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before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)
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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos
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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.
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I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.
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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"
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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.
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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.
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Play as both sides on fifa
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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.
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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.
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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day
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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.
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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.
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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish
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Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.