- Things You Think Only You Do

I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

Giving my dog a massage.

whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing

When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.

I click my teeth to music

Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

I imagine myself dying in the worst possible way more than once a day. I don't know...today, I was driving on a bridge and all I could picture was it collapsing and falling onto me, When I'm lying in bed, I imagine my ceiling fan toppling me.

Masturbate while waiting for a game to load.

"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.