When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.