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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.
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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.
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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.
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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.
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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it
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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.
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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.
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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.
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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.
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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.
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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.
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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.
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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.
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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.
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Reading the terms of service :O....
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is
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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.
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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.
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Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.
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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'
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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.
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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving
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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.