When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.