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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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RAPE CHILDREN

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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only read the short jokes on this website

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.