When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Whenever i wear long sleeves i always hold onto the sleeves with my ring and pinkie fingers.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.