You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.