Pee in the shower

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Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

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Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

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Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.