Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

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Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.