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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Picking my nose.

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.