Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

test how many stares you can scale in one step

Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.