My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.