When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

I apologize, when i bump against things.

The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.