Videotape my mother in the shower.

Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.

When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

Go for a 10 mile run.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.