Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

blink

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

incognito mode on google chrome

While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

i see almost everything as a sign

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.