Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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i masturbate with my feet

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.