When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

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When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

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When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Say what even when u heard someone

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.