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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.