I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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I push the door open with my stomach

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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misread dig bick

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.