wipe your hands on your pants

When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

Pee in the shower

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.