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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.
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Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.
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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit
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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.
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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.
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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.
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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.
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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.
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I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.
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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.
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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"
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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night
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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.
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Run faster down hotel corridors.
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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.
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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.
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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.
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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .
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Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss
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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !
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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep
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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.
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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep
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when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.