Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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fap

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Do somthing only you do

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I hold my breath in elevators

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.