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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds
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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.
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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)
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I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.
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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials
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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.
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??2????????????????????
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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring
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Still record on VHS tapes.
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Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.
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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.
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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...
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when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them
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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion
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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!
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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.
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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...
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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest
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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.
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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.
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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.
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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"
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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.
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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.