I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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I really like taking shits.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.