Pee in the shower

Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.