If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

I always think I have special powers

im going to kill that person and get away with it

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

Boinked my neighbor

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.