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I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.
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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.
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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.
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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings
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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business
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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up
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this is a terrible website and i hate you
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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost
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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.
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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain
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Make up a song to yourself.
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Like a toy until it breaks.
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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!
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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time
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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.
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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized
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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.
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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.
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when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video
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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep
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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit
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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.
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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.
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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.