Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.