I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

hate Justin Bieber

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

I cant ride a bike

Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.