I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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Give your neighbors names from movies.

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.