put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

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Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Always coming up with a really great comeback in my head 5 seconds too late. And then playing out what would have happened if I had said it.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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Whenever i wear long sleeves i always hold onto the sleeves with my ring and pinkie fingers.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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I dip my pizza crust in soda

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.