in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

get home from work and masturbate instantly

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

I put salt on buttered toast...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.