When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.