Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Vote for the other guy

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.