fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.