When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.