feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Give your neighbors names from movies.

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.