When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.