When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

Brake for tail-gaters

Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.