My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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Do somthing only you do

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.