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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.
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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation
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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.
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-41
Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush
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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.
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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds
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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...
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-11
Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.
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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.
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I always think I have special powers
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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?
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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex
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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.
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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway
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-109
My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.
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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.
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-41
Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.
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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.
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-41
I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.
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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.
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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out
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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki
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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.
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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.