I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.