When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.