sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

I think about life problems in the shower

Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.