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I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.
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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.
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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.
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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine
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Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.
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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.
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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.
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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.
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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues
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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.
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I think about life problems in the shower
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When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.
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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)
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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.
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If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.
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Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.
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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel
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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.
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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.
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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.
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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.
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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.
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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.
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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.