- Things You Think Only You Do

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

I rape small children ;).

I can see a magic eye image

Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

Play as both sides on fifa

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.