Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.