clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

Smoking in the shower.

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

I talk to my pet when no one is home.

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

I chew my ice cream.

Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

I never feel bored

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

I ejaculate fire and glory

When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.