When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

sing in the shower

Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.