While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

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When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

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I hit the frig after sex

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.