ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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whale sperm

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penis

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.