Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

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Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.