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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them
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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)
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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.
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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.
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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen
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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.
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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!
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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.
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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it
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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.
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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.
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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!
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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.
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bounce when your tip toeing.
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Play with my own boobs for no reason
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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)
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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.
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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free
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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion
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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.
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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.
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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo
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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles
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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.