I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

I really like taking shits.

do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.