Boinked my neighbor

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Putting your bra on your dogs dead

Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.