Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

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I eat food when i'm bored..

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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I read the down voted posts

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I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

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When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.