When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

sing in the shower

Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.