Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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only read the short jokes on this website

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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suck my own penis

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.