Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

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I talk to my pet when no one is home.

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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Eat something to pass the time while I wait for my food in the microwave to be cooked.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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Pee in my work garbage can.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.