When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.