blow nose. look at kleenex.

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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.