When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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Your mom

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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Breathe.

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whale sperm

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.