I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.