- Things You Think Only You Do

I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

I think about life problems in the shower

When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.