coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.