when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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Pee in my work garbage can.

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*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.