Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

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Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.