I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.

I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.