when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

I really enjoy self-pity.

When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.