I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

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Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

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If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

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Breathe.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.