I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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being super bored at school

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.