Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

I have seen a UFO

When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.