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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.