My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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wipe your hands on your pants

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.