When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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speak proper english

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.