I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.