Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

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Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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I eat food when i'm bored..

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

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Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.