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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.
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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.
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At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.
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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.
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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.
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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.
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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.
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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...
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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you
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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.
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I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.
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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.
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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.
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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.
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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.
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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.
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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.
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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.
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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn
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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.
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I control water in the shower.
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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"
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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.