Try stick to something but fail in the end

Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

I can see a magic eye image

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.