when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.