I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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fap

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.