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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.
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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..
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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.
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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.
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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.
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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them
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Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face
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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.
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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing
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Run faster down hotel corridors.
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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'
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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar
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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.
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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything
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Pretend my life is a videogame.
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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.
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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.
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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.
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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.
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when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo
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Take baths
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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)
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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.
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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.