When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

Pee in the shower

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

this is a terrible website and i hate you

When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.