Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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sometimes, i smell my own farts.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.