Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

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Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.