Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

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Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

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Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.