Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

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1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

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I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.