Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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I scratch and sniff.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.