I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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blink

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.