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When out I like to "people watch."

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Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.

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When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

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when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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Pee in the shower.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

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I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.