When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.