i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

I mean Diana Ross.

Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.