Get that shiver when you're peeing.

When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

I used to eat bath bubbles

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

this is a terrible website and i hate you

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

Look at my poop before flushing

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.