Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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Pee in the shower

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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I can't trill my R's

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.