I control water in the shower.

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I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

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KICK THE CAN

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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get really confused

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.