When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.