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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring
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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.
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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.
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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there
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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.
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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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penis
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<
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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake
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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.
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Run faster down hotel corridors.
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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work
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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.
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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.
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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts
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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.
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Vote for the other guy
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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv
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Reading the terms of service :O....
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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.
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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?
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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep
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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.