I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.