Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

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When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.