after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

suck my own penis

when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

Gotta sleep with a fan.

Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.