When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

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before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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Having gay sex

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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I put big spaces in between comments

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.