Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.

hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

I always think I have special powers

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.