I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

Dip my pizza crust in my soda

When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

pee when you are dreaming haha lol

When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.