when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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The older I get the more honest I get

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.