- Things You Think Only You Do

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

I talk to my pet when no one is home.

If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.