Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

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run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

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squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

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How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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Get that shiver when you're peeing.

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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suck my own penis

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.