- Things You Think Only You Do

Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

bounce when your tip toeing.

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.