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I rehearse arguments in my head.
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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.
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I can only play a piano with my right hand
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Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.
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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.
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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.
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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.
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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.
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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.
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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q
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laziness .... its all in the mind
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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.
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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it
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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?
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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces
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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look
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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely
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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.
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Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...
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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.
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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.
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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun
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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.
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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.