during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

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listen to madonnas new album

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

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Pee in the shower

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.