losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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I imagine myself dying in the worst possible way more than once a day. I don't know...today, I was driving on a bridge and all I could picture was it collapsing and falling onto me, When I'm lying in bed, I imagine my ceiling fan toppling me.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.