Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.