Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I read the down voted posts

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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I like to poo while smoking.

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.