I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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fart

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.