Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.