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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

I always cry when I pray.

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.