1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing

blink

Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.

I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.