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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.
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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay
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Being fat
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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.
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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.
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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it
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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.
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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.
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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.
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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?
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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep
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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it
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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom
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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief
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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.
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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.
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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.
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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.
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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.
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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.
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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.
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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.
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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.
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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.