When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

Vote for the other guy

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.