Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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Pee in the shower

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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I have a phobia of incest

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ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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I eat food when i'm bored..

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.