Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

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Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

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When im alone i have a conversation with myself

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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.