I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

Poo really loud

Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

Think about things I should be doing with my life.

Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

I pee in the shower.

I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.