eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

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Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

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When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.

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Pee in my work garbage can.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.