- Things You Think Only You Do

When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

sometimes, i smell my own farts.

I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.