Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

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I click my teeth to music

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Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

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I imagine myself dying in the worst possible way more than once a day. I don't know...today, I was driving on a bridge and all I could picture was it collapsing and falling onto me, When I'm lying in bed, I imagine my ceiling fan toppling me.

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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.