My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Pee in my work garbage can.

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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.