When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

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fart

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.