Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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fart

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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I hit the frig after sex

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.