- Things You Think Only You Do

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

I click my teeth to music

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

Poop naked.

Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.