I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

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When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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fart

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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I always think I have special powers

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.