You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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sing in the shower

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.