Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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Look at my poop before flushing

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.