Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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Pee in the shower.

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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I sleep in the nude.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.