I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Poo really loud

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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I pee in the shower.

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.