When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

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mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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Pick giant boogers and eat them.

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

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Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.