Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.