Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

I wonder if elections are rigged?

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.