I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

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Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

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dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.