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I piss in the bed every night
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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.
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When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.
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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"
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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.
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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.
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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them
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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open
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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.
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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .
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I sleep in my underpants every single night
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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving
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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????
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Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.
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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.
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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.
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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.
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I aphabeticalize my shoes
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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening
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I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.
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Breathe.
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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake
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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.