Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

this is a terrible website and i hate you

Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

I have seen a UFO

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.