Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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My parents are annoying.

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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I constantly talk to myself.

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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I **** with no hands.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.