try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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KICK THE CAN

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.