When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.