brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

im going to rape that girl

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

get caught up in youtube comment arguments

Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.