when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

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when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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I like to poo while smoking.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.