sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

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I never feel bored

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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I imagine myself dying in the worst possible way more than once a day. I don't know...today, I was driving on a bridge and all I could picture was it collapsing and falling onto me, When I'm lying in bed, I imagine my ceiling fan toppling me.

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Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

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1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Play Minecraft

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

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RAPE CHILDREN

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.