When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.