after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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suck my own penis

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.