Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Think about breathing...

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I know how to type a ¿

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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Play Minecraft

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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I piss in the bed every night

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.