Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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I chew my ice cream.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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penis

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.