Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.