Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

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Play Minecraft

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.