i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Poo really loud

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.