When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.

Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

test how many stares you can scale in one step

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.