When im alone i have a conversation with myself

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

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When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

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Pee in my work garbage can.

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.