When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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being super bored at school

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.