Pee in the shower.

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

i smoke weed all day.

When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

sit in the shower

When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.