Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

Still record on VHS tapes.

Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

Pick giant boogers and eat them.

get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.