While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

Tried to suck ur own penis

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.

When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

I imagine myself dying in the worst possible way more than once a day. I don't know...today, I was driving on a bridge and all I could picture was it collapsing and falling onto me, When I'm lying in bed, I imagine my ceiling fan toppling me.

I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.