I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

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Give your neighbors names from movies.

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.