When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

i use dental dams

When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

Go on this site to feel normal.

Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

the power to regenerate your appendix

Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

Tried to suck ur own penis

I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

Think about things I should be doing with my life.

When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

Only use the left earphone.

When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.