I have autofocus in my eyes.

On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

Hate Skydoesminecraft.

laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

I dip my pizza crust in soda

Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

i always think people can hear my thoughts.

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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