Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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Go outside and pee.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.