Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.