Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.