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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.
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Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P
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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling
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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.
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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.
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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting
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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER
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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...
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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.
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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.
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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.
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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.
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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!
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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.
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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.
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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't
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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".
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Poop naked.
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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles
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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects
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I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.
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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.
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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...
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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.