Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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fap

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

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draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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blink

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.