When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.