When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

I rape small children ;).

think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

shag your mom

You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.