1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

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I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

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whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing

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blink

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.