Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Tried to suck ur own penis

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.