sing in the shower

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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fap

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

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I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.