You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.