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SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

Pee in my work garbage can.

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

I dip my pizza crust in soda

invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

penis

When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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