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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.
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I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.
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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.
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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming
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If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.
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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.
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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now
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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.
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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup
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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!
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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.
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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool
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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.
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Watch the same movies over and over
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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..
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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.
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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).
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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better
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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk
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Picking your dogs booger for him/her
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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.
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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)
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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on
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after a shower, try to shake the water off.
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