put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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pick your nose and eat it

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

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Dancing while hoovering

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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incognito mode on google chrome

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.