Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

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Pee in my work garbage can.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.