I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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wonder who wrote these things

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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.