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When out I like to "people watch."

Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.

When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

Pee in the shower.

Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

Things You Think Only You Do

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