Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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My parents are annoying.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.