look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

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before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

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Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

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Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

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Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.