Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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Having gay sex

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Masturbate while waiting for a game to load.

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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Give your neighbors names from movies.

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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Dancing while hoovering

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.