you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

Run faster down hotel corridors.

When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.