Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.