Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.