When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.