Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.