I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Dancing while hoovering

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.