I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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I know how to type a ¿

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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I rape small children ;).

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.