I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.