- Things You Think Only You Do

Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.

Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.

Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.