Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.