Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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I gotta get down of Friday

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.