I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.