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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.
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-37
Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.
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When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there
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+71
When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.
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Brake for tail-gaters
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-51
bounce when your tip toeing.
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-11
I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.
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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts
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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.
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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed
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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.
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When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.
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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it
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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...
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+24
listen to madonnas new album
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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."
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-63
whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them
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I really like taking shits.
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-21
Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.
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I have memorized my drivers license registration number
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-55
Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.
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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.
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I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.
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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open
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-18
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