you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

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When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.