How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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when you bleed you suck your own blood

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before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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suck my own penis

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.