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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.
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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins
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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection
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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"
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i smoke weed all day.
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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?
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Pick giant boogers and eat them.
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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.
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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!
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Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.
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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.
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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back
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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out
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I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.
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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P
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While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.
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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.
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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.
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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.
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Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash
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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.
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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.
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I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.
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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.