I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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I dip my pizza crust in soda

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I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

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I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

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When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.