When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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Vote for the other guy

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.