when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

masturbate quietly in my room.

When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

R A P E Children

When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

I meow when my cat meows.

Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.