Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

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I click my teeth to music

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

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fap

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.