Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

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I **** with no hands.

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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fap

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.