Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.