When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

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Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

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When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

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Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.