I chew my ice cream.

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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I think about life problems in the shower

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.