Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

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I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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sing in the shower

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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misread flashlight

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

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When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.