I Masturbate Daily.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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I never feel bored

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.