When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

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Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.