try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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Tried to suck ur own penis

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Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.