stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

sneeze without closing my eyes

being super bored at school

I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

I really enjoy self-pity.

When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.