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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.