While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.