Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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I piss in the bed every night

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.