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Giving my dog a massage.

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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ASMR

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.