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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.
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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.
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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.
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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.
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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.
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I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..
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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse.
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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.
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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain
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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!
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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."
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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.
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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.
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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.
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When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.
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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.
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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.
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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations
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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)
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whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.
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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves
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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff
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I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.