Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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Eat something to pass the time while I wait for my food in the microwave to be cooked.

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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Pee in the shower.

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.