When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

thumb_up thumb_down +193

Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

thumb_up thumb_down -69

Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -90

Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

thumb_up thumb_down -45

When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

thumb_up thumb_down -69

Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

thumb_up thumb_down -37

When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

thumb_up thumb_down -74

Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

thumb_up thumb_down -9

When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

thumb_up thumb_down +183

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

thumb_up thumb_down +32

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

thumb_up thumb_down -48

Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

thumb_up thumb_down -109

I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

thumb_up thumb_down -41

try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.