Take baths

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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sometimes, i smell my own farts.

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.