Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

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call someone by a siblings name.

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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

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Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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Play Minecraft

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.