I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

I masturbate with sandpaper

I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

I put salt on buttered toast...

reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.