When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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I hit the frig after sex

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.