when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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I eat ass

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Sometimes I toot.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.