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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters
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Giving my dog a massage.
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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?
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open the fridge A eat food B think
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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward
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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.
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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...
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Play with my own boobs for no reason
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Talk to my cat.
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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny
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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.
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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop
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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.
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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.
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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.
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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face
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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.
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If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.
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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.
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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o
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Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.
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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.
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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.