stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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being super bored at school

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.