Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Be a loner at school

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When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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im going to rape that girl

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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.