sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

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I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

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I never feel bored

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.