Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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i smoke weed all day.

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When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

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Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

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I always cry when I pray.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.