Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

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think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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suck my own penis

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.