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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!
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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka
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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light
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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music
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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them
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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.
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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.
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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.
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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel
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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.
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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.
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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.
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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.
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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.
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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.
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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others
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I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.
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I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.
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I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.
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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world
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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"
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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.
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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh
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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.