reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

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During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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sometimes, i smell my own farts.

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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

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wipe your hands on your pants

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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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sit in the shower

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

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Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.