Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.