Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

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Breathe.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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penis

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.