Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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I eat food when i'm bored..

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When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.