I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

I was the real Stig...

Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

sneeze without closing my eyes

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.