Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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penis

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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I always think I have special powers

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.