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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while
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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.
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i masturbate with my feet
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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards
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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.
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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.
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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.
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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free
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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.
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Give your neighbors names from movies.
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I never feel bored
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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin
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I talk to myself when I'm alone
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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich
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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection
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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep
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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses
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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.
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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.
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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.
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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service
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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!
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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.
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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.