After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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I dip my pizza crust in soda

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i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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Get that shiver when you're peeing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.