I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

wonder who wrote these things

pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.

Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.