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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.
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I think about life problems in the shower
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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream
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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.
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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do
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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.
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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.
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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf
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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.
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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.
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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.
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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror
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If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.
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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.
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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3
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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.
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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.
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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.
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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look
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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.
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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.
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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.
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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote
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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.