while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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I dip my pizza crust in soda

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.