Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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Having gay sex

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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I push the door open with my stomach

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.