Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

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I rape small children ;).

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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make food scream if i chop them up.

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Pick giant boogers and eat them.

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Eat something to pass the time while I wait for my food in the microwave to be cooked.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.