Tear up when I poop

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.