Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.