I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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Dancing while hoovering

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

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im going to rape that girl

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.