this is a terrible website and i hate you

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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I always cry when I pray.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.