I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

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Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.