Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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I scratch and sniff.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.