Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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I never feel bored

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Mayada stupid

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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i see almost everything as a sign

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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I imagine myself dying in the worst possible way more than once a day. I don't know...today, I was driving on a bridge and all I could picture was it collapsing and falling onto me, When I'm lying in bed, I imagine my ceiling fan toppling me.

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.