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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!
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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.
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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol
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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.
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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty
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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.
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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.
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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you
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I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.
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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.
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Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.
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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.
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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..
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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki
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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.
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When using the bathroom count the tiles on the floor or shower wall or read a shampoo bottle.
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I aphabeticalize my shoes
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When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.
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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.
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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay
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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.
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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.
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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~
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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.