You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

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Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.