I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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I control water in the shower.

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smoke marijuana

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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.