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SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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Pee in my work garbage can.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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I dip my pizza crust in soda

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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penis

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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fap

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.