When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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Being fat

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.