I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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I want to suck on your penis

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I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

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Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.