When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Pee in the shower

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.