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Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.
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when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video
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saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has
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You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.
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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc
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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.
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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?
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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)
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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds
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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards
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Play as both sides on fifa
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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website
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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.
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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.
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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!
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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.
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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.
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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.
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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.
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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate
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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km
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i see almost everything as a sign
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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o
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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.