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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....
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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.
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-41
Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.
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1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)
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Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.
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Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.
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+21
play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder
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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.
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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?
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Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.
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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..
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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public
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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)
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-41
Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.
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-39
Think what would I be doing if I was someone else
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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.
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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.
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My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"
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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.
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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.
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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.
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When im alone i have a conversation with myself
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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.
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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.