DIY LOL
Anti Joke
Porn SFW
Funny Tip Jars
LOL Hell
home
Popular
Newest
You Decide
« First
‹ Prev
…
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
…
Next ›
Last »
Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?
thumb_up
thumb_down
+179
I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers
thumb_up
thumb_down
-9
My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-40
Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+12
After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-46
after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth
thumb_up
thumb_down
-20
freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this
thumb_up
thumb_down
-10
When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection
thumb_up
thumb_down
-38
When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-79
When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-2
fart
thumb_up
thumb_down
-23
I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button
thumb_up
thumb_down
-60
When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-32
Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-68
I hit the frig after sex
thumb_up
thumb_down
taking a shit while brushing my teeth.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-105
When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+5
when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-29
When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-60
Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-92
Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-68
I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-106
I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja
thumb_up
thumb_down
+19
pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-90
« First
‹ Prev
…
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
…
Next ›
Last »
Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.