Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

call someone by a siblings name.

when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

Play Minecraft

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.