When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.