After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.