When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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I gotta get down of Friday

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.