Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

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1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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I have a phobia of incest

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.