I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.