Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

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Mayada stupid

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.