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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?
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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.
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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.
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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?
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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.
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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move
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Poo really loud
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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.
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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.
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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'
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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind
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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.
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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.
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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.
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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.
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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.
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Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie)
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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound
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humiliating little girls
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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.
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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.
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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.
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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.
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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.