I always think I have special powers

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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wipe your hands on your pants

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.