If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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My parents are annoying.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.