I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Talk to my cat.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.