put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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fart

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

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Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.