I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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misread flashlight

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.