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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.
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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear
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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.
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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.
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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.
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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.
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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.
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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...
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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.
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Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.
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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.
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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.
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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.
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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!
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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.
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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.
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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.
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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....
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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka
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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.
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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.
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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk
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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.