smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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I was the real Stig...

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

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being super bored at shool

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.