When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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wipe your hands on your pants

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When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.