I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.