Drinking and dialing people I dated.

I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

Pee in the shower.

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

I sleep in the nude.

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.