to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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I talk to my pet when no one is home.

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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I hit the frig after sex

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.