You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.