when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.