- Things You Think Only You Do

I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

sometimes, i smell my own farts.

Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.