sing like a pro in da shower

turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

Use my phone to see what time it is

watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

being super bored at shool

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.