Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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im going to rape that girl

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.