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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours
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I gotta get down of Friday
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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz
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wonder who wrote these things
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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.
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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible
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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation
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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.
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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.
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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.
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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .
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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...
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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me
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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.
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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up
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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett
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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump
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pick your nose and eat it
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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.
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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."
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Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it
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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.
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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you
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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.