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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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I think about life problems in the shower

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.