When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

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Play Minecraft

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.