- Things You Think Only You Do

I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.

I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

Whenever i wear long sleeves i always hold onto the sleeves with my ring and pinkie fingers.

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.