I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

When out I like to "people watch."

I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

I like to poo while smoking.

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

get caught up in youtube comment arguments

Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.