i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

im going to kill that person and get away with it

I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

Poo really loud

When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.