Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

I click my teeth to music

You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.