I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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I was the real Stig...

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.