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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat
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Believing in the kindness of strangers
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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.
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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.
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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)
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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!
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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.
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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!
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hallo
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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.
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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.
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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty
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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?
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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.
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open the fridge A eat food B think
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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.
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I laugh easier when im with someone
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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.
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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.
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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.
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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.
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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.
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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!
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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.