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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running
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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.
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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.
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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone
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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.
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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee
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Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it
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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.
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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.
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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.
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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)
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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter
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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.
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I eat ass
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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed
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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.
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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me
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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.
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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.
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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...
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Sometimes I toot.
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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.
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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^
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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.