You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

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Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.