Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

I scratch and sniff.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

Feels my beard with my tongue.

Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.