ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Abuse your pet when nobody's looking

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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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thumb down this post

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Get that shiver when you're peeing.

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.