I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

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Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.