whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.