during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

listen to madonnas new album

I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

Pee in the shower

I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.