I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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Dancing while hoovering

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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get really confused

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Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

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Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.