chew on the side of my teeth

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.

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when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.