After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.