Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

Pee in the shower.

"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

I talk to my pet when no one is home.

When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.