Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

Fart at home

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.