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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.
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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.
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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.
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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.
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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn
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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.
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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow
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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.
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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!
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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.
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Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.
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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.
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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.
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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.
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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it
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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.
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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.
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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.
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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?
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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.
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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.
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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.
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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants
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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.