Being from another country and always thinking in english.

When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

sing in the shower

Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

I think about life problems in the shower

I want to suck on your penis

I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

Things You Think Only You Do

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