Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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Made after doomsday plans

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.