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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol
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You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.
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when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them
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I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.
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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat
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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics
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I imagine myself dying in the worst possible way more than once a day. I don't know...today, I was driving on a bridge and all I could picture was it collapsing and falling onto me, When I'm lying in bed, I imagine my ceiling fan toppling me.
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Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.
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When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.
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Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.
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Turn the Microwave off at 1 second
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I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.
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I have walked into a sliding glass door
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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before
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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.
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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way
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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.
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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last
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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .
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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.
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Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger
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When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.