When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.