Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

Pretend animals talk to you!

Pick your dead skin then eat it.

http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

Go outside and pee.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.