Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

I was not born in the country I am living in now

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.