When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.