I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

Dancing while hoovering

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

I apologize, when i bump against things.

When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

get really confused

Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.