Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.