I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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I want to suck on your penis

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.