Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

Use my phone to see what time it is

when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

im going to rape that girl

Look at my poo before I flush it.

Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.