I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.