coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

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Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

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I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.