When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.

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I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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I hit the frig after sex

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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My parents are annoying.

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I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.