When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

Pick giant boogers and eat them.

Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.