Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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I know how to type a ¿

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

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Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

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i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.