Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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When I see a typo ANYWHERE, I feel compelled to correct it, even if there is no possible way for me to correct it

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.