Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

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Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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My parents are annoying.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.