When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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I hit the frig after sex

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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misread flashlight

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.