use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.