I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

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If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.