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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.
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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet
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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<
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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.
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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.
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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.
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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.
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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them
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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)
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Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.
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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.
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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.
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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube
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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.
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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.
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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.
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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.
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When im alone i have a conversation with myself
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Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.
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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them
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How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.