Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

speak proper english

Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

I dip my pizza crust in soda

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.