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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.
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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.
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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.
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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not
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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose
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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen
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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.
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I sleep in the nude.
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I eat food when i'm bored..
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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.
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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer
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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation
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I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.
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I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.
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When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.
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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.
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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.
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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters
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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.
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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...
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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.
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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off
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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay
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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.