talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Giving my dog a massage.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.