Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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I like to poo while smoking.

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Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.