When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

Pretend animals talk to you!

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.