when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

wipe your hands on your pants

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.