I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.

Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.