Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

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penis

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.