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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

I think about life problems in the shower

Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

Play with my own boobs for no reason

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.