Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

wipe your hands on your pants

when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

Poop naked.

Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

I talk to myself when I'm alone

After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.