hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.