I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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I like to poo while smoking.

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.