Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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I know how to type a ¿

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.