For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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look at bins as i walk past them

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.