Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

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Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.