Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

Always coming up with a really great comeback in my head 5 seconds too late. And then playing out what would have happened if I had said it.

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.