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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.
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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.
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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.
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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...
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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie
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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.
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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do
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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".
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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.
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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open
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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.
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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.
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when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.
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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.
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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?
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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.
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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world
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Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge
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I dip my pizza crust in soda
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Talk to my cat.
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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.
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Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.
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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that
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before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.