In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Tried to suck ur own penis

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.