I always think I have special powers

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

wipe your hands on your pants

Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.