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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised
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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed
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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."
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Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...
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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S
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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?
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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks
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Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.
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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay
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Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.
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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.
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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.
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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12
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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.
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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.
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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.
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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words
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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o
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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.
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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000
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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves
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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.
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sometimes, i smell my own farts.
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I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.