Make up a song to yourself.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.