Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

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Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.