When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.