I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

I want to suck on your penis

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.