After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.