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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol
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Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on
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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet
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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.
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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?
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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...
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I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!
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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"
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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream
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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.
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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man
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open the fridge A eat food B think
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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.
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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt
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I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.
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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.
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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die
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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype
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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service
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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.
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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.
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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.
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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.
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Poop naked.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.