If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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I pee in the shower.

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

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sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

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When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.