Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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I sleep in the nude.

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.