I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

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Your mom

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.