when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.