For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

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I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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RAPE CHILDREN

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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.