See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

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Be a loner at school

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I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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Tried to suck ur own penis

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Breathe.

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.