It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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Eat ice by itself

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

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When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.