get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.