I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Masturbate while waiting for a game to load.

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Tear up when I poop

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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I was the real Stig...

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.