when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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I think about other women when having sex

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.