When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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The older I get the more honest I get

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.