- Things You Think Only You Do

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

I don't read the terms of service.

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.