Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I was the real Stig...

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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I chew my ice cream.

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.