At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.