You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

Picking my nose.

When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

Smoking in the shower.

Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.