- Things You Think Only You Do

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

Smelling food to see if its spicy.

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

I push the door open with my stomach

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

I used to eat bath bubbles

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

I hold my breath in elevators

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.