Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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I cant ride a bike

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.