Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Sitting down in the shower

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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Boinked my neighbor

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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The older I get the more honest I get

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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Do somthing only you do

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.