When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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I was the real Stig...

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.