When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.