Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Tear up when I poop

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.