trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.