Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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Courtesy flush.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.