Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Do somthing only you do

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.