- Things You Think Only You Do

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

sometimes sigh sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! end of special message just for you

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

read on youtube comments with too unlikes

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.