browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Do somthing only you do

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.