Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.