- Things You Think Only You Do

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

I **** with no hands.

when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.