when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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only read the short jokes on this website

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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listen to madonnas new album

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.