taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.