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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.
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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......
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humiliating little girls
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Picking your dogs booger for him/her
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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.
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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.
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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.
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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.
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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in
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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking
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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal
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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!
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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.
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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night
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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.
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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago
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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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call someone by a siblings name.
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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day
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listen to madonnas new album
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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.
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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"
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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.