I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

humiliating little girls

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.