check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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I push the door open with my stomach

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.