- Things You Think Only You Do

Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

Still record on VHS tapes.

Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

I Masturbate Daily.

So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

I can't piss with my shoes on.

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.