when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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Boinked my neighbor

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.