Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.