I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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I scratch and sniff.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.