When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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Poo really loud

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Courtesy flush.

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.