when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.