In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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Courtesy flush.

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.