start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.