Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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I mean Diana Ross.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.