You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.