don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.