Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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I think about other women when having sex

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.