filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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I chew my ice cream.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Having gay sex

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.