I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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I read the down voted posts

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.