I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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I cant ride a bike

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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Picking my nose.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.