After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.