When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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I always think I have special powers

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Be a loner at school

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.