Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.