eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Poo really loud

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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make south park refferences every day

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.