I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.