- Things You Think Only You Do

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

I think about other women when having sex

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

the power to regenerate your appendix

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.