I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.