Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.