have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.