- Things You Think Only You Do

check shower for murder then pee

Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.