watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Smoking in the shower.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.