Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.