Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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look at bins as i walk past them

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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I gotta get down of Friday

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.