when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.