When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.