Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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make south park refferences every day

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.