When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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I always think I have special powers

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.