When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.