- Things You Think Only You Do

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.