Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.