Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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I scratch and sniff.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.