I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.