You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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only read the short jokes on this website

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.