We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.