I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.