Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Tear up when I poop

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.