put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Be a loner at school

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.