Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.