Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.