Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.