- Things You Think Only You Do

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.