I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.