I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.