Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.