Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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I read the down voted posts

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.