I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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Being fat

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.