Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.